Dino-Nauts
The Dino-nauts are an evil entity existing in the gramma-verse. After the Meteor hit Ye Olde Earth. The then Dinosaurs fled to space in search of greener pastures. All they found was Gramma-Radiation. They now roam the vast distances in their Space-Submersibles. Looking for revenge and seeking the Blood of humans, Exploding Santa and Communist Santa.
Appearance
Except for the unfortunate humans to have seen a real, live Dino-Naut, nobody is quite sure what they look like. Since all of the people who have seen them were coincidentally destroyed by Dino-Naut Greater-Than Cannons, all we have to go by is the poor photograph seen at the right of this page.
Despite their mysterious-ness, leading sciencemancers agree on some aspects of Dino-Naut appearance:
- Dino-Nauts generally have heads, noses, eyes, and mouths
- Most Dino-Nauts have skin
- Dino-Nauts usually wear Spiky Pound-Sign Armor into battle.
- Many Dino-Nauts are also prone to wearing glass bubbles over their head to give folks the impression that they can't breath in space. It is unknown at this time whether or not they can.
Habits
Dino-Nauts habitually feast on the flesh of small children, especially orphans. They have also been known to enjoy a Space-Nun now and then.
Reproduction
Dino-Naut mating habits are not well documented. However, leading Dino-Naut conspiraticians believe the process to involve rubber chickens, beach umbrellas, and castor oil. Other people think that they just lay eggs shaped like the letter O.
