Difference between revisions of "Dino-Nauts"
m (19 revisions imported) |
|||
| (13 intermediate revisions by 3 users not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
| − | The Dino-nauts are an evil entity existing in the [[gramma-verse]]. After the Meteor hit [[Ye Olde Earth]]. The then Dinosaurs fled to space in search of greener pastures. All they found was [[Gramma-Radiation]]. They now roam the vast distances in their [[Space-Submersibles]]. Looking for revenge and seeking the Blood of humans, [[Exploding Santa]] and [[Communist Santa]]. | + | The Dino-nauts are an evil entity existing in the [[gramma-verse]]. After the Meteor hit [[Ye Olde Earth]]. The then Dinosaurs fled to space in search of greener pastures. All they found was [[Gramma-Radiation]]. They now roam the vast distances in their [[Space-Submersible|Space-Submersibles]]. Looking for revenge and seeking the Blood of humans, [[Exploding Santa]] and [[Communist Santa]]. |
==Appearance== | ==Appearance== | ||
| Line 6: | Line 6: | ||
[[Image:DinoNaut.jpg|thumb|The only known photograph of a Dino-Naut]] | [[Image:DinoNaut.jpg|thumb|The only known photograph of a Dino-Naut]] | ||
| − | '''Despite their [[mysterious-ness]], leading [[ | + | '''Despite their [[mysterious-ness]], leading [[sciencemancer]]s agree on some aspects of Dino-Naut appearance:''' |
* Dino-Nauts generally have heads, noses, eyes, and mouths | * Dino-Nauts generally have heads, noses, eyes, and mouths | ||
* Most Dino-Nauts have skin | * Most Dino-Nauts have skin | ||
* Dino-Nauts usually wear Spiky [[Pound-Sign Armor]] into battle. | * Dino-Nauts usually wear Spiky [[Pound-Sign Armor]] into battle. | ||
| − | * Many Dino-Nauts are also prone to wearing glass bubbles over their head to give folks the impression they can't breath in space. It is unknown at this time whether or not they can. | + | * Many Dino-Nauts are also prone to wearing glass bubbles over their head to give folks the impression that they can't breath in space. It is unknown at this time whether or not they can. |
==Habits== | ==Habits== | ||
Dino-Nauts habitually feast on the flesh of small children, especially [[orphans]]. They have also been known to enjoy a [[Space-Nun]] now and then. | Dino-Nauts habitually feast on the flesh of small children, especially [[orphans]]. They have also been known to enjoy a [[Space-Nun]] now and then. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==Reproduction== | ||
| + | Dino-Naut mating habits are not well documented. However, leading Dino-Naut [[conspiraticians]] believe the process to involve rubber chickens, beach umbrellas, and castor oil. Other people think that they just lay [[Dino-Naut Eggs|eggs]] shaped like the [[letter O]]. | ||
Latest revision as of 02:54, 8 March 2018
The Dino-nauts are an evil entity existing in the gramma-verse. After the Meteor hit Ye Olde Earth. The then Dinosaurs fled to space in search of greener pastures. All they found was Gramma-Radiation. They now roam the vast distances in their Space-Submersibles. Looking for revenge and seeking the Blood of humans, Exploding Santa and Communist Santa.
Appearance
Except for the unfortunate humans to have seen a real, live Dino-Naut, nobody is quite sure what they look like. Since all of the people who have seen them were coincidentally destroyed by Dino-Naut Greater-Than Cannons, all we have to go by is the poor photograph seen at the right of this page.
Despite their mysterious-ness, leading sciencemancers agree on some aspects of Dino-Naut appearance:
- Dino-Nauts generally have heads, noses, eyes, and mouths
- Most Dino-Nauts have skin
- Dino-Nauts usually wear Spiky Pound-Sign Armor into battle.
- Many Dino-Nauts are also prone to wearing glass bubbles over their head to give folks the impression that they can't breath in space. It is unknown at this time whether or not they can.
Habits
Dino-Nauts habitually feast on the flesh of small children, especially orphans. They have also been known to enjoy a Space-Nun now and then.
Reproduction
Dino-Naut mating habits are not well documented. However, leading Dino-Naut conspiraticians believe the process to involve rubber chickens, beach umbrellas, and castor oil. Other people think that they just lay eggs shaped like the letter O.
