Lord Eatslikeabird

Lord Eatslikeabird is a part of the Simile Clan originating in the Reading system.

He was put to death shortly after the Siege of Phonics. Which he is believed to have been the cause of. While talking with an undercover Semantics Gestapo agent he suggested that the Semantics Gestapo should probably have just been named the Semantics Police. The undercover agent curtly responded that it was "just" semantics and quickly put the Eatslikeabird's name on a watcher's list. Lord Eatslikeabird quickly figured out he was on this list and fled across the gramma-verse coming to rest on the small planetoid orbiting Conjunction IX, seeking refuge with Dino-Nauts. This sparked a deadly war that lasted 15 years and was finally settled in the heroic defense at the Siege of Phonics