Sciencemincer
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A Sciencemincer, as opposed to a Sciencemancer, is a person who uses scientific methods to mince food. (Especially meat) Sciencemincers, unlike Sciencemancers, do not have any formal organization or hierarchy. If you use scientific methods to mince food, you are a Sciencemincer. Case closed.
Methods
Well-known scientific methods of mincing:
- Folding some food over itself dozens of times in nega-space, and then cutting it once.
- Building and mounting a death ray and then mounting it in a box containing an elaborate system of high-efficiency mirrors and prisms. Then dropping food into the box.
- Mounting hundreds of thousands of sub-sub-sub-atomic black holes in a precise array. When food is placed in the center, the black holes pull it apart in a perfect mincing pattern.
