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| − | TIE (Typing | + | TIE (Typing Interface Engine) Interceptors are one of the few-non [[gramma radiation]] technologies still employed. Instead an ion engine which is augmented by the pilot's ability to type rapidly and accurately. |
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| + | ==Specifications== | ||
| + | <table><tr><td>Acceleration: </td><td>110 wpm<sup>2</sup></td></tr> | ||
| + | <tr><td>Operating Range: </td><td>80,000 [[gyards]]</td></tr> | ||
| + | <tr><td>Favorite Pasta: </td><td>Fettuccine Alfredo</td></tr> | ||
| + | <tr><td>Affiliation: </td><td>Various</td></tr> | ||
| + | </table> | ||
==Training== | ==Training== | ||
| − | + | Having graduated from [[Mario Teaches Typing]], these elite pilots hone their skills by drinking the blood of [[orphans]]. Naturally, this creates a fierce rivalry between them and [[Dino-Naut | Dino-Nauts]], who require orphans for their own purposes. The rivalry between the two becomes especially apparent when a TIE Interceptor pilot walks away and sulks after losing to a [[Dino-Naut]] in the weekly Bingo games. | |
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| + | ==Weaponry== | ||
| + | It is rumored that many TIE Interceptor pilots fly their crafts without the benefit of a mouse, a dangerous practice which no [[TIE Bomber|TIE Bomber]] pilot would dare engage in. Hands flying over the keyboard, Interceptor pilots have been known to code entire operating systems from scratch in a few minutes. Using assembly. While they sleep. An enemy need only witness this, or similar, demonstrations of caliber before desperately firing accusations of "hacking" at random, and then disconnecting. | ||
Latest revision as of 02:54, 8 March 2018
TIE (Typing Interface Engine) Interceptors are one of the few-non gramma radiation technologies still employed. Instead an ion engine which is augmented by the pilot's ability to type rapidly and accurately.
Specifications
| Acceleration: | 110 wpm2 |
| Operating Range: | 80,000 gyards |
| Favorite Pasta: | Fettuccine Alfredo |
| Affiliation: | Various |
Training
Having graduated from Mario Teaches Typing, these elite pilots hone their skills by drinking the blood of orphans. Naturally, this creates a fierce rivalry between them and Dino-Nauts, who require orphans for their own purposes. The rivalry between the two becomes especially apparent when a TIE Interceptor pilot walks away and sulks after losing to a Dino-Naut in the weekly Bingo games.
Weaponry
It is rumored that many TIE Interceptor pilots fly their crafts without the benefit of a mouse, a dangerous practice which no TIE Bomber pilot would dare engage in. Hands flying over the keyboard, Interceptor pilots have been known to code entire operating systems from scratch in a few minutes. Using assembly. While they sleep. An enemy need only witness this, or similar, demonstrations of caliber before desperately firing accusations of "hacking" at random, and then disconnecting.
