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| − | It is rumored that many TIE Interceptor pilots fly their crafts without the benefit of a mouse, a dangerous practice which no [[TIE | + | It is rumored that many TIE Interceptor pilots fly their crafts without the benefit of a mouse, a dangerous practice which no [[TIE Bomber|TIE Bomber]] pilot would dare engage in. Hands flying over the keyboard, Interceptor pilots have been known to code entire operating systems from scratch in a few minutes. Using assembly. While they sleep. An enemy need only witness this, or similar, demonstrations of caliber before desperately firing accusations of "hacking" at random, and then disconnecting. |
Latest revision as of 02:54, 8 March 2018
TIE (Typing Interface Engine) Interceptors are one of the few-non gramma radiation technologies still employed. Instead an ion engine which is augmented by the pilot's ability to type rapidly and accurately.
Specifications
| Acceleration: | 110 wpm2 |
| Operating Range: | 80,000 gyards |
| Favorite Pasta: | Fettuccine Alfredo |
| Affiliation: | Various |
Training
Having graduated from Mario Teaches Typing, these elite pilots hone their skills by drinking the blood of orphans. Naturally, this creates a fierce rivalry between them and Dino-Nauts, who require orphans for their own purposes. The rivalry between the two becomes especially apparent when a TIE Interceptor pilot walks away and sulks after losing to a Dino-Naut in the weekly Bingo games.
Weaponry
It is rumored that many TIE Interceptor pilots fly their crafts without the benefit of a mouse, a dangerous practice which no TIE Bomber pilot would dare engage in. Hands flying over the keyboard, Interceptor pilots have been known to code entire operating systems from scratch in a few minutes. Using assembly. While they sleep. An enemy need only witness this, or similar, demonstrations of caliber before desperately firing accusations of "hacking" at random, and then disconnecting.
