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* Dino-Nauts usually wear Spiky [[Pound-Sign Armor]] into battle. | * Dino-Nauts usually wear Spiky [[Pound-Sign Armor]] into battle. | ||
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| + | Dino-Nauts habitually feast on the flesh of small children, especially [[orphans]]. They have also been known to enjoy a [[Space-Nun]] now and then. | ||
Revision as of 18:20, 8 January 2008
The Dino-nauts are an evil entity existing in the gramma-verse. After the Meteor hit Ye Olde Earth. The then Dinosaurs fled to space in search of greener pastures. All they found was Gramma-Radiation. They now roam the vast distances in their Space-Submersibles. Looking for revenge and seeking the Blood of humans, Exploding Santa and Communist Santa.
Appearance
Except for the unfortunate humans to have seen a real, live Dino-Naut, nobody is quite sure what they look like. Since all of the people who have seen them were coincidentally destroyed by Dino-Naut Greater-Than Cannons, all we have to go by is the poor photograph seen at the right of this page.
Despite their mysterious-ness, leading scienticians agree on some aspects of Dino-Naut appearance:
- Dino-Nauts generally have heads, noses, eyes, and mouths
- Most Dino-Nauts have skin
- Dino-Nauts usually wear Spiky Pound-Sign Armor into battle.
Habits
Dino-Nauts habitually feast on the flesh of small children, especially orphans. They have also been known to enjoy a Space-Nun now and then.
