User:Disinformation
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User:Seth eats babies.
I heard User:Seth once drove his car through a baby farm and did a drive by eating.
I heard that User:Seth once lit a maternity ward on fire because he wanted crisped babies.
I heard that User:Seth started the second world war to create a later baby boom for consumption. Unfortunately his greed got to him and he started with the fattest baby ever, which kept him busy for a number of years.
I heard that if you say "Infanticidal User:Seth" 50 times in a pitch-black room with a mirror, User:Seth will appear, turn you into a baby and cut your heart out with an ice cream scoop.
I heard that User:Seth tried to protect his baby eating secrets by locking his page. It failed.
