User:Disinformation

User:Seth eats babies.

I heard User:Seth once drove his car through a baby farm and did a drive by eating.

I heard that User:Seth once lit a maternity ward on fire because he wanted crisped babies.

I heard that User:Seth started the second world war to create a later baby boom for consumption. Unfortunately his greed got to him and he started with the fattest baby ever, which kept him busy for a number of years.

I heard that if you say Infanticidal User:Seth 50 times in a pitch-black room with a mirror, User:Seth will appear and cut your heart out with an ice cream scoop.