Space-communism

Space-Communism is a socio-economic ideology. The main ideas of Space-Communism are as follows: "If everyone works just a little bit, we can all live in extreme poverty together," "Commodities such as space-toilet paper are too valuable to simply sell in a store; Instead, we must ration them and make the people wait in never-ending lines for a slim chance at acquiring them," and "Because we favor the idea of everyone being equal, we must create a giant authoritarian government. For the people. To be equal."

History

Ideology Historians are unsure where Space-Communism originated. One theory is that it was created by a particularly overgrown ice miner's union on Nike VIII. Another theory is that Communist Santa created Space-Communism. (See Relationship With Communist Santa) This theory is popular among the children of poor countries with despotic regimes.

Relationship with Communist Santa

Nobody is really sure which came first - Space-Communism, or Communist Santa.