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TIE (Typing Interface Engine) Fighters are one of the few-non gramma radiation technologies still employed. Instead an ion engine which is augmented by the pilot's ability to type rapidly and accurately.

Specifications

Acceleration: 50 wpm2
Operating Range: 20,000 gyards
Favorite Pasta: Spaghetti-O's
Affiliation: Various

Training

Most training programs utilize Mario Teaches Typing as it is a fun and useful program for bettering a young pilot's typing skills!

Weaponry

TIE Fighters pilots, having mastered Mario Teaches Typing, can annihilate their opponents with essays about the American Revolutionary War. They are adept at avoiding falling blocks, employing such maneuvers as finishing a. However, the ease with which pilots pull this maneuver off belies the difficulty of doing so; amateurs can very rarely