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[[Image:Hasselhoff.jpg|thumb]]A Puppy is a mammal.  Puppies have hair, they don't lay eggs, and they breast feed their young.  The noises puppies can make include "bark," "arf," "woof," "bow-wow", and "grrrr."  Puppies have four legs with padded paws on them.  Their paws have claws.  Most of them have tails.  They also have adorable eyes.  Never look a puppy in the eyes, as it will always get what it wants from you with its [[Hypno-Beg]] maneuver.
 
[[Image:Hasselhoff.jpg|thumb]]A Puppy is a mammal.  Puppies have hair, they don't lay eggs, and they breast feed their young.  The noises puppies can make include "bark," "arf," "woof," "bow-wow", and "grrrr."  Puppies have four legs with padded paws on them.  Their paws have claws.  Most of them have tails.  They also have adorable eyes.  Never look a puppy in the eyes, as it will always get what it wants from you with its [[Hypno-Beg]] maneuver.
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Puppies are a favorite food of [[Orphan]]s.
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==Capabilities==
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* A puppy can withstand temperature ranges from -80 to 166.7.  166.8 will kill them.
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* It takes forty-seven puppies to screw in a lightbulb.  The first forty-six get electrocuted; the forty-seventh figures it out.
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* Puppies can outrun a speeding [[hobo]] when necessary.
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* Puppies '''cannot''' breathe in space.  (See [[Schlongdinger Controversy]])
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* Puppies '''CAN''' breathe underwater.
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* Puppies can slide up waterslides.

Latest revision as of 02:54, 8 March 2018

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A Puppy is a mammal. Puppies have hair, they don't lay eggs, and they breast feed their young. The noises puppies can make include "bark," "arf," "woof," "bow-wow", and "grrrr." Puppies have four legs with padded paws on them. Their paws have claws. Most of them have tails. They also have adorable eyes. Never look a puppy in the eyes, as it will always get what it wants from you with its Hypno-Beg maneuver.

Puppies are a favorite food of Orphans.

Capabilities

  • A puppy can withstand temperature ranges from -80 to 166.7. 166.8 will kill them.
  • It takes forty-seven puppies to screw in a lightbulb. The first forty-six get electrocuted; the forty-seventh figures it out.
  • Puppies can outrun a speeding hobo when necessary.
  • Puppies cannot breathe in space. (See Schlongdinger Controversy)
  • Puppies CAN breathe underwater.
  • Puppies can slide up waterslides.