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| − | TIE (Typing Ion Engine) Bombers are one of the few-non [[gramma radiation]] technologies still employed. Instead an ion engine which is augmented by the pilot's ability to type rapidly and accurately. | + | TIE (Typing Ion Engine) Bombers are one of the few-non [[gramma radiation]] technologies still employed. Instead an ion engine which is augmented by the pilot's ability to type rapidly and accurately, which explains why Bombers have such crappy acceleration. |
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| + | ==Specifications== | ||
| + | <table><tr><td>Acceleration: </td><td>20 wpm<sup>2</sup></td></tr> | ||
| + | <tr><td>Operating Range: </td><td>50,000 [[gyards]]</td></tr> | ||
| + | <tr><td>Favorite Pasta: </td><td>Lasagna</td></tr> | ||
| + | <tr><td>Affiliation: </td><td>Various</td></tr> | ||
| + | </table> | ||
==Training== | ==Training== | ||
| − | Most training programs utilize [[Mario Teaches Typing]] as it is a fun and useful program for bettering a young pilot's typing skills! | + | Most training programs utilize [[Mario Teaches Typing]] as it is a fun and useful program for bettering a young pilot's typing skills! If pilots become competent, they are promoted to fighters or interceptors; only those who fail the class are bombers. |
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| + | ==Weaponry== | ||
| + | TIE Bombers bombrd there targets with typos, which wrek devestaton, espcially on [[Spelling Freaks]]. However, these devices can readily be countered with spell checkers, [[dictionary | dictionaries]], or a [[third grade|third grade education]]. | ||
Revision as of 03:12, 10 January 2008
TIE (Typing Ion Engine) Bombers are one of the few-non gramma radiation technologies still employed. Instead an ion engine which is augmented by the pilot's ability to type rapidly and accurately, which explains why Bombers have such crappy acceleration.
Specifications
| Acceleration: | 20 wpm2 |
| Operating Range: | 50,000 gyards |
| Favorite Pasta: | Lasagna |
| Affiliation: | Various |
Training
Most training programs utilize Mario Teaches Typing as it is a fun and useful program for bettering a young pilot's typing skills! If pilots become competent, they are promoted to fighters or interceptors; only those who fail the class are bombers.
Weaponry
TIE Bombers bombrd there targets with typos, which wrek devestaton, espcially on Spelling Freaks. However, these devices can readily be countered with spell checkers, dictionaries, or a third grade education.
