Puppy

A Puppy is a mammal. Puppies have hair, they don't lay eggs, and they breast feed their young. The noises puppies can make include "bark," "arf," "woof," "bow-wow", and "grrrr." Puppies have four legs with padded paws on them. Their paws have claws. Most of them have tails. They also have adorable eyes. Never look a puppy in the eyes, as it will always get what it wants from you with its Hypno-Beg maneuver.

Puppies are a favorite food of Orphans.

Capabilities

• A puppy can withstand temperature ranges from -80 to 166.7. 166.8 will kill them.
• It takes forty-seven puppies to screw in a lightbulb. The first forty-six get electrocuted; the forty-seventh figures it out.
• Puppies can outrun a speeding hobo when necessary.
• Puppies cannot breathe in space. (See Schlongdinger Controversy)
• Puppies CAN breathe underwater.
• Puppies can slide up waterslides.