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A Puppy is a mammal. Puppies have hair, they don't lay eggs, and they breast feed their young. The noises puppies can make include "bark," "arf," "woof," "bow-wow", and "grrrr." Puppies have four legs with padded paws on them. Their paws have claws. Most of them have tails. They also have adorable eyes. Never look a puppy in the eyes, as it will always get what it wants from you with its Hypno-Beg maneuver.
Puppies are a favorite food of Orphans.
Capabilities
- A puppy can withstand temperature ranges from -80 to 166.7. 166.8 will kill them.
- It takes forty-seven puppies to screw in a lightbulb. The first forty-six get electrocuted; the forty-seventh figures it out.
- Puppies can outrun a speeding hobo when necessary.
- Puppies cannot breathe in space. (See Schlongdinger Controversy)
- Puppies CAN breathe underwater.
- Puppies can slide up waterslides.